Monday, October 26, 2009

Milk It Bulletin Week 5

WEEK 5

10 WORST WAYS TO MILK IT FOR MULLY…

1. Set up road blocks and force people to hand over all marked dairy containers

2. Break into the land fill site at night and look for "cleaned", "crushed" containers

3. Switch to an all dairy diet – even though you are lactose intolerant

4. Steal milk from your neighbors’ fridges

5. Break up with your boyfriend because he refuses to drink milk instead Red Bull

6. Write "AB Deposit" on non-refundable containers with a red sharpie in your best handwriting

7. Have a "Milk It" theme for your birthday party and give milk containers to your friends as party favours

8. Start having "milk baths" in order to use more milk

9. "Trick" anyone who doesn’t give milk containers when you’re trick or treating on Halloween

10. Pour milk into your trick or treaters’ bags instead of giving candy ( it’s also better for kids teeth than candy)

Send us some pictures of your school’s decorated boxes or "COOL" Milk-It activities to post on our blog
"Who let the cows out?" Thank you Teepee Creek school for the picture of your box and mascot!!

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